23 killer rock songs with the strangest random song titles – Kerrang!
When you really think about it, the majority of song titles are a little weird. How do you properly and correctly summarize something you’ve put your heart into in a few short words, or a catchy phrase ?! But there are groups that apparently really doing everything possible to elicit a reaction when it comes to names – be it a laugh, a gasp or just a, ‘What is the real Shit?! ‘
We received a huge response when we asked you recently about songs with the strangest titles, and it turns out that almost all of our rock and metal favorites have found at least one wonderful weirdo. So well done everyone, because your imagination here is incredibly impressive …
White Zombie – El Phantasmo and the Chicken-Run Blast-O-Rama (Peter via Facebook)
Somehow, it’s still not the weirdest song or album name Rob Zombie has ever chosen …
Dance Gavin Dance – And I told them I made up Times New Roman (Dan via Facebook)
Strange thing to brag about, but of course.
Bring Me the Horizon – Someday the only butterflies left will be in your chest as you walk towards your death (Mim via Facebook)
In terms of the title, the group 2020 Amy Lee’s collaboration is far from the first songs like Tell Slater Not To Wash His Dick or (I Used To Make Out With) Medusa.
Psychostick – It’s Not a Song, It’s a Sandwich (Jason via Facebook)
With lyrics like ‘Why can’t you hear the cheese / Why don’t you smell the ham? ‘ it fills you up a little more than you think …
Fall Out Boy – A little less than 16 candles, a little more of “Touch Me” (Barry via Facebook)
A little weird, yes, but there are at least four other songs with longer titles that are harder to say. 2005‘s From Under The Cork Tree. Why did they do this to us ?!
Biffy Clyro – There is no such thing as a Jaggy Snake (Robert via Facebook)
Because the Scottish Titans are just as good at channeling David Attenborough as they are at writing breathtaking alt.rock.
An Unforgettable Day – I’m made of wax, Larry, what are you made of? (Richard via Facebook)
Wait, why not Following songs named after quotes from 2006 The night of the film Ben Stiller at the museum?
Pink Floyd – Several species of small furry animals have gathered in a cave and roam with a pict (Will via Facebook)
Yeah… thanks for that one, Roger Waters.
The fall of Troy – Shhh !!! If you’re calm I’ll show you a dinosaur (via Beccy via Facebook)
It is an offer that we really cannot refuse.
Enter Shikari – Gandhi Mate, Gandhi (Adam via Instagram)
Can also be included in any playlists containing the weirdest lyrics of all time thanks to the line, ‘Yabba dabba make a son. ‘ Nice job, guys!
A Perfect Circle – Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Beat of a War Drum (Neil via Facebook)
Is Maynard James Keenan Weirdly Weird? We are shocked.
System Of A Down – This cocaine makes me feel like I’m on this song (Krzysztof via Facebook)
Although it sounds odd, it can be rearranged to say that this song makes me feel like I’m on this cocaine, which makes a parcel more sense given the topic.
The Melvins – Onions make milk bad (Travis via Facebook)
It’s not a recipe we sampled in all honesty, but we assume it is reasonably solid advice.
The Locust – Sticking a mat over your genitals doesn’t make you cantaloupe (Alberico via Facebook)
Again with the right advice! And I hope for a lesson that has not been learned from personal experience …
Primus – Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver (Harry via Facebook)
Although this name is inspired by a fishing trip during which Les Claypool was scared of a real beaver, it is nonetheless silly to say it out loud …
Green Day – 409 in your coffee maker (_gods.favourite.burnout_ via Instagram)
For those of you who are not in America, 409 (also known as the formula 409) is an industrial cleaning product. So, that probably doesn’t make your coffee taste great.
Queens Of The Stone Age – The Fun Machine Took Some Shit And Died (Tom via Facebook)
We are so sorry to hear this.
Ask Alexandria – I was once, maybe, maybe, maybe a king of the cowboys (still_a_freak39 via Instagram)
Since the track was released in 2009, it would be really nice to have some confirmation on that someday, guys.
Iron Maiden – The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner (Colin via Facebook)
Running is healthy but too hard for us, so we cannot confirm or deny the accuracy of this song name *wheezing*.
Mushroom Head – Qwerty (jlaj13 via Instagram)
Alright, that is weird, but it’s also easily the fastest song name to type so far, so in fact Mushroomhead is a time-saving genius.
Pearl Jam – Elderly woman behind the counter in a small town (ami_gedman3 via Instagram)
A fantastic song, but not a name that screams ‘song by one of the biggest and most influential rock bands on the planet ”, right?
Don Broco – Manchester Super Reds No.1 Fan (@feb_mum via Twitter)
See also: songs with the strangest videos and promotional campaigns of all time …
The Ramones – Every time I eat veg, it reminds me of you (@leebenecke via Twitter)
It’s fair to include that, but it also sounds oddly sweet and complimentary? Only U.S…?! Good then.
Posted on September 7, 2021 at 5:00 p.m.